Today you are all...My bitches.
I've had it up to here *gestures with middle finger*, with all the bullshit. I can't keep quiet any longer. So hold onto your panties boys, girls, shit's about to get real.
RANT #1: School
Oh. My. Dear. Holy. Fuck. If I have to walk behind another slow ass, hand holding couple in the halls I will flip my fucking top. I get it! You love each other. Kiss kiss and all that bullshit. But do you really, and I mean REALLY, have to walk slow as fuck? I've got places to be, people to piss off, work to procrastinate on! I do not have time, especially, for you to make goo-goo eyes at each other. And I sure as hell don't want to watch you PDA all over the place. If I wanted to watch porn I'd do it at home! Thanks but no thanks.
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But yeah school. Especially high school. It's basically a trial run up until you graduate and then you have to pay an arm, a leg, and your little brother just to make it through. Like really, it would just be easier to go on a fucking killing spree. Not only is it a good stress reliever but hey, 15 minutes of fame right? I mean balls man, balls. I'm not sure how much more of peoples bullshit I can take without flipping my fucking lid.
Her Royal Highness,
Xiaodan the Panda Queen
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